[ There's a moment of surprise, but it's a blink and you'll miss it sort of thing - there's already a full vampire on her unit, and she's more immediately interested in trying to figure out whose name this is - she can come back to the rest. ]

I don't think I do, but I'm good at reading, so I can try and figure it out.

[ said like it's any other kind of skill or hobby. "I'm literate!" ]