i. Amnesia

[scrolls bewildered through the profiles, not sure what to make of any of this. when she speaks, her voice is flat and tired.]

Is this a dream. Am I dreaming.

ii. Game

[Apparently it wasn't a dream, because here she still is! She approaches somebody, looking quite meek and unassuming.]

Um, hello. If it isn't too much trouble, could I ask you some questions?

iii. Fanmail.

[She blushes as she reads letter after letter. They all seem to blur together into one surreal stream of consciousness.]

Who's writing all of this?