[ After the quickest skimming of profiles, it's like this kid is a natural when it comes to handphones or something, this amnesiac's arm is shooting up eagerly into the air. ]
Oh, oh, oh, I call the idol mud-wrestling God profile. There's just something about that story that speaks to my very soul, that causes my arm to tremble with fear and excitement, that boils my blood with its very telling! It's too good!
4.
[ Someone is collecting up fanmail and sorting through it diligently. Though his sorting methods appear to be rather... ]
Mmm, the writer of this one is probably a woman... Ah, maybe a mature woman, who hides her secret love for a dashing younger man a secret from her coworkers, fearful of what they may think of her. But try as she might, she can't stop her love~! So she slips away every evening, curled up lonely in bed, watching videos of her dear and beloved and writing out her heartfelt letters to him in the hopes that one day he'll read her letter, look up to the sky and-
[ He quickly glances up at the nearest camera, holding up the letter. ]
Kida Masaomi | Durarara!!
[ After the quickest skimming of profiles, it's like this kid is a natural when it comes to handphones or something, this amnesiac's arm is shooting up eagerly into the air. ]
Oh, oh, oh, I call the idol mud-wrestling God profile. There's just something about that story that speaks to my very soul, that causes my arm to tremble with fear and excitement, that boils my blood with its very telling! It's too good!
4.
[ Someone is collecting up fanmail and sorting through it diligently. Though his sorting methods appear to be rather... ]
Mmm, the writer of this one is probably a woman... Ah, maybe a mature woman, who hides her secret love for a dashing younger man a secret from her coworkers, fearful of what they may think of her. But try as she might, she can't stop her love~! So she slips away every evening, curled up lonely in bed, watching videos of her dear and beloved and writing out her heartfelt letters to him in the hopes that one day he'll read her letter, look up to the sky and-
[ He quickly glances up at the nearest camera, holding up the letter. ]
Thank you for your support, beautiful maiden!