Say more than zero words to me, and then go in for it, you nerfherder. If you're looking for suggestions, most compliments will do.

See, I can do it right now. "My, you're a statuesque beauty."

[ and then as if in further demonstration she'll loop her arms around this mystery hot woman's neck and lean up to kiss her.

and also very deftly start unhooking her necklace. ]