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Prompt 1: Amnesia

[ You woke up, all your memories having vacated you. Well, that sucks. But hey, no time like the present to go out and figure out things. Maybe someone in your smartphone contacts knows you or what's going on. You open up your smartphone's lock screen and-- hey, that looks relevant. Profile pages! It has your unit name, member names, but no pictures. . .

Well, the rest varies. This one says Likes: Industrial Strength cleaning products, Breakbeat hardcore, Volleyball shorts and Dislikes: Roombas, Electro-industrial, Maid Outfits. The next has a thrilling tale that concludes with the idol mud-wrestling God, though it doesn't mention if they won or not. The third says that the member became an idol because they want to use the television and media attention to get the notice of their long lost sister, and reunite their family. The fourth just has someone's three sizes. The fifth has a detailed astrological profile.

Since no one remembers their names and there's no pictures to match it to, this is actually less helpful than you hoped. And furthermore, the doors aren't opening until you and the rest of the amnesiacs on this unit tell it who is who. Looks like you and the rest of these people have to discuss which of you is more likely to have mud-wrestled god, and who joined because they really want to find their long-lost sister. Or you can just use the tape-measure that was left sitting on the main table of the center room, that might be a quick way to settle at least one of these things. ]

Prompt 2: Memory Regain

[ You saved up your points, performing in Games or Lives or Vids, something or other until you had enough points to put the order in.

You didn't really know how to expect a memory to look like, but as it turns out there's just an alert on your app. Once you click it, a playback starts-- on the screen, and in your mind. You remember something now.

However, in buying the cheap version, that just broadcasted to several other people's phones in the area as well as all screens in the area. Cool. That was definitely what you were trying to do. ]

Prompt 3: Game Time

[ Welcome to the Game Tower. Today's game is a sort of mad fake phantom thief free-for-all. You arrived, were given top hats and cloaks, and the inside floor of the tower had been remodeled to resemble an art museum, with a giant roulette wheel right by the elevator you exited. Below that was a little slot, where today's hologram host explained the wheel would spit out a slip with a goal just for you.

So you have a little slip of paper with a goal on it, and no way of knowing what anyone else's goals are, though you did see the big roulette wheel being spun at the beginning letting you know the some of the possibilities:

♚Steal a heart
♚Steal a life
♚Steal an object
♚Steal a kiss
♚Steal someone's clothes
♚Steal someone's shoes
♚Steal a secret
♚Steal the giant statue from the center of the museum
♚Steal the portrait that depicts your true love

...well, waiting around isn't going to get you any points. Get to it, temporary phantom thief! ]

Prompts 4: Fanmail

[ Today, trying to take the elevators up from the lobby to access the apartments you and the other units live in just isn't working. Upon the doors being pried open, you found out why quickly: the elevator shaft was jammed up with fan mail, so it couldn't properly descend. Letters cascades out from between the open doors: letters from people who watch you play games, do lives, make vids, and probably all sorts of other things on those omnipresent cameras.

Are you really going to read these? Though right at your feet, a few have spilled from their envelopes. Now you can't help but read those. Here's one in purple glitter pen that says, jesus just come into my home and strangle me with your hair and one that is written with newspaper cut out letters (alarmingly reminiscent of a calling card written by a serial killer) that reads incongruently hello my soft best child ur good and valid and I love you forever plz be ok don't listen 2 the haterz u have done nothing wrong. Oh, and here's one asking if you can wear tighter pants for your next live, they want a better shot of your ass for their shrine. This one just says MARRIED?

Well, it's just as well you have no idea who those were for. Most this fanmail isn't for you. Except for the few that you just read, they're all labeled in envelopes for different people from all the units. Time to read other people's fanmail. Or try and find them and deliver the fanmail. Or just start a big fire in the middle of the lobby, you could do that too. ]

Prompts 5: Wildcard

Feel free to make your own prompt. Here is a link to specific unit information, if you would like to use it as inspiration.

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Comments

[ifshebleeds]

Steal~ a~ life~! Steal~ a~ kiss~!

Oh, oh, what's yours?

[desirestruth]

Come closer and I'll show you.

[GIVE ME YOUR HEAD SHOES.]

[ifshebleeds]

I dunnoooo...that sounds kinda like a trap?

[desirestruth]

You can float and I can't, so there's not much I can do to trap you anyway. And aren't I in just as much as danger, letting you come close? What if you need to steal my life? I'm trusting you, here.

[ifshebleeds]

Oh! That's logic!

[ she floats over, twirling in midair ]

Here I am~!

[desirestruth]

Please excuse me.

[She'll reach up and show her new friend the paper!

And then casually yoink off her shoes!]

I'm very sorry, I'll return these as soon as I can~

1/3

[ifshebleeds]

-- Oh!

[ifshebleeds]

Hahaha! You got me, you got me! Quick hands! We~ll...

[ she hovers close, making herself just barely taller than Naeva ]

I guess it's my turn --

done

[ifshebleeds]

-- to steal a life~!

[ and she reaches out to grab her shoulders, opening her mouth to bare her fangs ]

Re: done

[desirestruth]

[OH I HAVE HECKED UP.]

--I don't think I'll taste very good?!

[When you panic, your brain comes up with very weird things. Also her own fangs just lengthened in distress and the beginnings of a fight-or-flight response.]

Re: done

[ifshebleeds]

[ just leans over

to give her a quick chaste kiss ]

There! All done~! Oh, you look really cute like that, by the way.

[desirestruth]

[Madam that is like kissing a knife block didn't anyone teach you any better.

Naeva's just. Kind of frozen there. Slowly turning red right down to the roots of her hair. Man that looks amazing on someone that pale.]

What...

[ifshebleeds]

[ no

they didn't. ]

Steal a kiss, right? Oh! Oh! Are you embarrassed? Does it help if I say you're probably suuuuper delicious, actually?

[desirestruth]

Thank...you?

[SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.]

I--I don't remember having...it's a little startling. For all we know, you stole my first.

[Long pause.] That should be worth more points.

[ifshebleeds]

[ she thinks for a moment, before huffing ]

...Hey, that's true! I'd better get a win for maybe stealing a cutie cute vampire's first kiss!

[desirestruth]

I'm not really that cute... [She's gonna put her face in her hands and die don't mind her.]

[ifshebleeds]

You know, you're kinda bad at acting like you're not, though?

[desirestruth]

It's not an act. I'm not that cute...

[She does sigh a bit. Inhale. Exhale. Expression resets to neutral.] Or at least, there are quite a few people here much cuter than I am.

[ifshebleeds]

[ hmm. hmmmmm. floats around her in a circle, tapping her chin ]

Well, there's always a cuter fish in the sea...

[desirestruth]

...I haven't seen the sea, so I can't really speak to the relative cuteness of the fish?

[Does she not get the metaphor or is she saying she hasn't met very many people? You decide!]

[ifshebleeds]

What do you mean you've never seen the sea! Where do you live, Garbage Land?

[desirestruth]

Or somewhere landlocked.

[SHE CAN'T REMEMBER HOME BUT DON'T INSULT IT? MA'AM???]

[ifshebleeds]

Isn't that what I said?

[desirestruth]

It didn't sound like it.

[ifshebleeds]

Garbage Landlocked. That's exactly what I said.