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Prompt 1: Amnesia

[ You woke up, all your memories having vacated you. Well, that sucks. But hey, no time like the present to go out and figure out things. Maybe someone in your smartphone contacts knows you or what's going on. You open up your smartphone's lock screen and-- hey, that looks relevant. Profile pages! It has your unit name, member names, but no pictures. . .

Well, the rest varies. This one says Likes: Industrial Strength cleaning products, Breakbeat hardcore, Volleyball shorts and Dislikes: Roombas, Electro-industrial, Maid Outfits. The next has a thrilling tale that concludes with the idol mud-wrestling God, though it doesn't mention if they won or not. The third says that the member became an idol because they want to use the television and media attention to get the notice of their long lost sister, and reunite their family. The fourth just has someone's three sizes. The fifth has a detailed astrological profile.

Since no one remembers their names and there's no pictures to match it to, this is actually less helpful than you hoped. And furthermore, the doors aren't opening until you and the rest of the amnesiacs on this unit tell it who is who. Looks like you and the rest of these people have to discuss which of you is more likely to have mud-wrestled god, and who joined because they really want to find their long-lost sister. Or you can just use the tape-measure that was left sitting on the main table of the center room, that might be a quick way to settle at least one of these things. ]

Prompt 2: Memory Regain

[ You saved up your points, performing in Games or Lives or Vids, something or other until you had enough points to put the order in.

You didn't really know how to expect a memory to look like, but as it turns out there's just an alert on your app. Once you click it, a playback starts-- on the screen, and in your mind. You remember something now.

However, in buying the cheap version, that just broadcasted to several other people's phones in the area as well as all screens in the area. Cool. That was definitely what you were trying to do. ]

Prompt 3: Game Time

[ Welcome to the Game Tower. Today's game is a sort of mad fake phantom thief free-for-all. You arrived, were given top hats and cloaks, and the inside floor of the tower had been remodeled to resemble an art museum, with a giant roulette wheel right by the elevator you exited. Below that was a little slot, where today's hologram host explained the wheel would spit out a slip with a goal just for you.

So you have a little slip of paper with a goal on it, and no way of knowing what anyone else's goals are, though you did see the big roulette wheel being spun at the beginning letting you know the some of the possibilities:

♚Steal a heart
♚Steal a life
♚Steal an object
♚Steal a kiss
♚Steal someone's clothes
♚Steal someone's shoes
♚Steal a secret
♚Steal the giant statue from the center of the museum
♚Steal the portrait that depicts your true love

...well, waiting around isn't going to get you any points. Get to it, temporary phantom thief! ]

Prompts 4: Fanmail

[ Today, trying to take the elevators up from the lobby to access the apartments you and the other units live in just isn't working. Upon the doors being pried open, you found out why quickly: the elevator shaft was jammed up with fan mail, so it couldn't properly descend. Letters cascades out from between the open doors: letters from people who watch you play games, do lives, make vids, and probably all sorts of other things on those omnipresent cameras.

Are you really going to read these? Though right at your feet, a few have spilled from their envelopes. Now you can't help but read those. Here's one in purple glitter pen that says, jesus just come into my home and strangle me with your hair and one that is written with newspaper cut out letters (alarmingly reminiscent of a calling card written by a serial killer) that reads incongruently hello my soft best child ur good and valid and I love you forever plz be ok don't listen 2 the haterz u have done nothing wrong. Oh, and here's one asking if you can wear tighter pants for your next live, they want a better shot of your ass for their shrine. This one just says MARRIED?

Well, it's just as well you have no idea who those were for. Most this fanmail isn't for you. Except for the few that you just read, they're all labeled in envelopes for different people from all the units. Time to read other people's fanmail. Or try and find them and deliver the fanmail. Or just start a big fire in the middle of the lobby, you could do that too. ]

Prompts 5: Wildcard

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Comments

[desirestruth]

[She considers how to answer that. And then points down the hall at the elevator shaft. most of the letters are now out, but they still need to be sorted...]

It would have been rude to assume someone else would have gotten to them. Lost wishes become poison, anyway.

[So this glittery stack is probably mostly his? It's hard to read. They used those glittery gel pens. It's for...someone on Zrael, certainly? Probably? That looks like a 'Z'. Or a 2?]

[mywife]

No wish given to my presence will ever get lost. I am the sun, the light that guides the people!! I will rise every day, and nothing shall stop me from doing so.

[hmph]

I'VE DECIDED!!!!!!!!!!!

If you had no ill intentions, I shall let it pass. It is no matter.

[desirestruth]

[SHE FLINCHED. HANDS OVER HER EARS. SIR SHE ONLY HAS ONE PAIR OF EARDRUMS AND SHE'S FOND OF THEM???]

...I. I see. [Oh heck what's that ringing noise.] How. Enthusiastically gracious?

[Is that a thing? It might be a thing. She's not sure. Please don't yell again.]

[mywife]

[This is hardly anything. He has only said like ten words???????]

Hopefully, you too shall have many declarations to your name. Whether you are a god or not, it might be unknown, but you are still an idol.

[But he is flipping through his own letters and . . . doujin????]

Hmph, yet again, these sort of things . . .

[desirestruth]

'These sort of things'?

[She's continuing to sort stacks. Her hands are now like 90% glitter. It's in her hair. She is another glitterbomb away from accidentally gaining one of zrael's powers. It is absurd.]

[mywife]

Art in sexual nature, usually with everyone here to some degree. Though some people receive extreme violence and threats, I usually receive people's physical desires. I did receive a foot once, I suppose, but that is more of an anomaly.

[desirestruth]

I suppose that makes sense...though wouldn't such art make things awkward between actual lovers, here?

[Beat.]

A foot? [THAT SEEMS UNHYGENIC?]

[mywife]

It had already been partially eaten. Do not ask why for I have no answer.

To the rest of your statement, I do not see why it would become awkward.

[desirestruth]

You wouldn't find it upsetting, to see your partner drawn in...anatomically questionable positions with another?

[It's hard to tell, given how flat her tone is, but she does genuinely mean that as a question, not as a jab...]

A partially eaten...oh, that poor postal worker.

[mywife]

The art always involves me.

[desirestruth]

...Always?

[OKAY NOW SHE'S MORE CURIOUS. THIS SEEMS LIKE IT NEEDS INVESTIGATION. She even visibly emoted! ...A little!]

[mywife]

The ones directed to me, at least.

[motions a finger for her to come follow]

I shall showcase to you.

[desirestruth]

[Well, she'll get up to follow him! She is very curious.]

...This is generous of you. Thank you.

[Don't thank him yet.]

[mywife]

It is. Consider it a blessing.

[IN THE ELEVATORS WE GO]

[desirestruth]

Sure?

[She's not sure what he means by blessing but INTO THE ELEVATOR TO GO LOOK AT PORN WE GO.]