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Prompt 1: Amnesia

[ You woke up, all your memories having vacated you. Well, that sucks. But hey, no time like the present to go out and figure out things. Maybe someone in your smartphone contacts knows you or what's going on. You open up your smartphone's lock screen and-- hey, that looks relevant. Profile pages! It has your unit name, member names, but no pictures. . .

Well, the rest varies. This one says Likes: Industrial Strength cleaning products, Breakbeat hardcore, Volleyball shorts and Dislikes: Roombas, Electro-industrial, Maid Outfits. The next has a thrilling tale that concludes with the idol mud-wrestling God, though it doesn't mention if they won or not. The third says that the member became an idol because they want to use the television and media attention to get the notice of their long lost sister, and reunite their family. The fourth just has someone's three sizes. The fifth has a detailed astrological profile.

Since no one remembers their names and there's no pictures to match it to, this is actually less helpful than you hoped. And furthermore, the doors aren't opening until you and the rest of the amnesiacs on this unit tell it who is who. Looks like you and the rest of these people have to discuss which of you is more likely to have mud-wrestled god, and who joined because they really want to find their long-lost sister. Or you can just use the tape-measure that was left sitting on the main table of the center room, that might be a quick way to settle at least one of these things. ]

Prompt 2: Memory Regain

[ You saved up your points, performing in Games or Lives or Vids, something or other until you had enough points to put the order in.

You didn't really know how to expect a memory to look like, but as it turns out there's just an alert on your app. Once you click it, a playback starts-- on the screen, and in your mind. You remember something now.

However, in buying the cheap version, that just broadcasted to several other people's phones in the area as well as all screens in the area. Cool. That was definitely what you were trying to do. ]

Prompt 3: Game Time

[ Welcome to the Game Tower. Today's game is a sort of mad fake phantom thief free-for-all. You arrived, were given top hats and cloaks, and the inside floor of the tower had been remodeled to resemble an art museum, with a giant roulette wheel right by the elevator you exited. Below that was a little slot, where today's hologram host explained the wheel would spit out a slip with a goal just for you.

So you have a little slip of paper with a goal on it, and no way of knowing what anyone else's goals are, though you did see the big roulette wheel being spun at the beginning letting you know the some of the possibilities:

♚Steal a heart
♚Steal a life
♚Steal an object
♚Steal a kiss
♚Steal someone's clothes
♚Steal someone's shoes
♚Steal a secret
♚Steal the giant statue from the center of the museum
♚Steal the portrait that depicts your true love

...well, waiting around isn't going to get you any points. Get to it, temporary phantom thief! ]

Prompts 4: Fanmail

[ Today, trying to take the elevators up from the lobby to access the apartments you and the other units live in just isn't working. Upon the doors being pried open, you found out why quickly: the elevator shaft was jammed up with fan mail, so it couldn't properly descend. Letters cascades out from between the open doors: letters from people who watch you play games, do lives, make vids, and probably all sorts of other things on those omnipresent cameras.

Are you really going to read these? Though right at your feet, a few have spilled from their envelopes. Now you can't help but read those. Here's one in purple glitter pen that says, jesus just come into my home and strangle me with your hair and one that is written with newspaper cut out letters (alarmingly reminiscent of a calling card written by a serial killer) that reads incongruently hello my soft best child ur good and valid and I love you forever plz be ok don't listen 2 the haterz u have done nothing wrong. Oh, and here's one asking if you can wear tighter pants for your next live, they want a better shot of your ass for their shrine. This one just says MARRIED?

Well, it's just as well you have no idea who those were for. Most this fanmail isn't for you. Except for the few that you just read, they're all labeled in envelopes for different people from all the units. Time to read other people's fanmail. Or try and find them and deliver the fanmail. Or just start a big fire in the middle of the lobby, you could do that too. ]

Prompts 5: Wildcard

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Tamamo-no-Mae | Fate/Grand Order

[wifecraft]

1.

[WHATEVER TEAM, WHATEVER DORM, there's a pink-haired woman with one hand on her hip staring down the profile page with. . . someone's. . . three sizes listed]

[tsk tsk!]

My, my! This one can't be me. Don't you think the bust area is a few inches too small?

3.

[IT'S GAME TIME!! fox girl seems to be adjusting her top hat so it doesn't squish her poor, fluffy ears. . . which are twitching excitedly]

Well, if it's a heart to be stolen, then what better culprit than this cute and lovable shrine maiden? ♡ Yoo-hoo! You, over there!

[. . . oh dear, she's waving you down]

4.

[fanmail time brings with it the predictable slew of letters. ones that are sweet and kind, ones that are obsessed and creepy, annnnd ones that are. . . uh]

[well, let's just say fox woman is staring down one of these letters with a seemingly uncharacteristic cold and harsh expression, before she crumbles up the paper and throws it right at your head]

[. . . sorry about that, probably?]

1

[honorableroots]

It's hard to tell since they're sagging so much.

[wifecraft]

[. . .]

[. . . . . .]

[. . . . . . . . . . .]

Maybe you should try that one again, hm? I'm sure it's just your eyes giving out on you!

[honorableroots]

Sure. It's hard to tell since they're sagging so much.

[wifecraft]

[HISS]

[STAY CALM. STAY COMPOSED. STAY CUTE. DO NOT RIP OUT HIS THROAT]

Oh, of course. It was my mistake to assume those without culture are able to appreciate the shining allure of a cute shrine maiden.

Well, there's no accounting for horrible taste.

[honorableroots]

Ah, maybe so, maybe so. But to make sure, find a cutie and bring her to me and we'll see if I can tell or not.

[wifecraft]

[her tail flicks, then bristles]

Oh, but I do think I'd have trouble finding one willing to spend time in the same room as you. Your personality reeks like rotten fish.

1.

[summerheat]

Don't you think nobody cares?

[wifecraft]

[WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO POOR TAMAMO]

Aw, don't be afraid! Jealousy is a fleeting emotion. I'm sure you'll feel better in a few years when you've had time to grow into your own.

[summerheat]

[ it's friendship! probably. ]

More than a handful is a waste, you know. Besides, everything else on those pages is much more important! There's so many people I feel like I've already gotten to know just by reading about them, it's exciting!

[ exciting aka 'I can't wait to stalk boys I read about on the internet because their profiles seemed cute' ]

Oh, what about yours? Are you upset because yours doesn't have anything else of value on it?

[ hmm hmmmm she takes out her phone to look at Tamamo's profile. ]

[wifecraft]

[PROBABLY]

[also are u okay Kiyohime]

I told you, there's no way that one is mine! Look at my va-va-voom; those measurements undercut it like no tomorrow.

[summerheat]

[ is kiyohime ever okay??? ]

If you care so much, maybe you should file an official complaint?

[wifecraft]

[game point match]

And waste my time with the bureaucracy of formal complaints? There's no point; I'll keep searching until I find the right one.

[and she immediately flips to another profile]

"Likes: stamp collecting and pencil protectors."

[. . .]

Well, that person must be exhausting at parties.

3

[claestrophe]

[ oh NOOOOOO she's so CUTE

??? comes to a skidding halt

LOOK AT THOSE FLUFFY EARS!!! ]

♥ NEKOMIMI!! ♥

[ I'm so sorry she is already reaching out to pet your ears, Tamamo. ]

[wifecraft]

[okay this would be fine except for one slight problem--]

Heeeeeh?! Nekomimi?!

I should be offended that you'd mistake me for a mere housecat!

[her ears flatten as she pulls back. NO PETTING IF YOU'RE MISTAKING HER FOR A CAT]

/2

[claestrophe]

Of course I don't think you're a mere jungle cat!

[claestrophe]

A woman with such a pretty face.... you could only be a majestic tiger, queen of the jungle!

1/2

[wifecraft]

[!!!!]

2/3

[wifecraft]

— well, in that case, I suppose such mistakes can be forgiven! ♡

[wifecraft]

[aaaaand then she is glowering again]

But seriously. These perfectly fluffy ears, this soft and succulent fur, this silky and seductive tail. What else could I be but a fox?

3.

[erasedexistence]

[stares.






starts walking away, like a rude boy]

[wifecraft]

[EXCUSE YOU]

[immediately trots after him, visibly put out]

Heeeeey! I was talking to you! And is that any way to treat a cute lady?

[erasedexistence]

You were being loud, so I walked away.

I wasn't aware I should be treating you differently for being "cute". Or a lady.

[wifecraft]

[hmph]

At the very least, you should've understood that I was asking for your attention in relation to the game. You are playing, right?

[erasedexistence]

I don't like the goal I got, so no.

[holds up a slip of paper that says "steal a kiss"]